Dexter's humpy duck

I know the title probably more than speaks for itself but I just thought I should add a few words.

I gave this duck to Dexter when we first got him as a cuddly type toy to have in his kennel to keep him company. Well lets just say that their relationship blossomed into something other than just cuddling. The duck spends its days on the living room floor. Some days it goes untouched and other days you couldn't pry Dexter off with a crow bar. Gross, I know but at least it isn't my leg... or yours.